Devil's Backbone 2021 Adventure Pet

It's not everyday you hear of a brewery asking people to submit their animals into an adventure pet contest to get illustrated onto a beer can. And yet, somehow last summer I came upon that very thing when fumbling through the depths of the internet.

Obviously the only logical thing for me to do next was to enter this little sass pants.

So I did.

And then as soon as voting opened I took to the internet and every single day plastered a different photo of her and link to vote on my social media as a reminder.

I may or may not have gone as far as re-downloading all the dating apps I've been on, messaged all the matches I've ever gotten, asking them for a favor and then sending them the link to vote when they said they'd be willing to help me out.

Some say I practically willed this into existence with the extent of my resourcefulness.. but.. boys of dating apps, moms of Facebook, and all the trusty fans she has on Instagram.. ya'll did it.